"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

— Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via messy-hair-and-nightmares)

slowlyfadingawayyyyy:

~~join the family~~
"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."

— (via ckgarden)

(Source: mental-slut, via messy-hair-and-nightmares)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via messy-hair-and-nightmares)

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)