"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
— Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via messy-hair-and-nightmares)
"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."
— (via ckgarden)
(Source: mental-slut, via messy-hair-and-nightmares)
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people
(Source: amenparis, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
(Source: postllimit, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)