gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: humorstop, via orgasmic-humor)

lavenderkidz:

this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god

lavenderkidz:

this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: cashcutie, via orgasmic-humor)

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(Source: trait, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

alizena:

This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

This could be us but you keep calling the police

(via death-by-lulz)