extrasad:

it was v off center before 

extrasad:

it was v off center before 

(via positivelydemure)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via positivelydemure)

death-by-lulz:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”

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death-by-lulz:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”

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(Source: keyblade-assassin)

death-by-lulz:

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hreny:

this cartoon was real

(via kelseybelles)

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via orgasmic-humor)

"I want to forget everything you told me. I want to wash away how uncertain you made me. How scared I was of losing you. How I lost you anyway. I don’t want to know how your hands feel or what makes you smile. I don’t want to see you in photos, familiar like a dream I had once or a book I never finished. I don’t want to speak about you in snippets or think about how I behaved. Or know that I still think about it. Or know that you’re not just a lamp or a blade of grass, indistinguishable from the rest."

Gaby Dunn (via -virtual)

(Source: splitterherzen, via positivelydemure)

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

death-by-lulz:

anxiety in one screenshot
the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

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death-by-lulz:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

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